London sucks
June 30, 2009 by wildblossoms
when you have people who march into the tube and reach up and grip the overhead bars. UHM…assscuse me, don’t you see the POLE that you can simply hold on to without lifting your arms to flash me your armpits?? guess not. LOSERS. (also, eeyuck).
when you have people who run for the lift, and then, AND THEN when it arrives, go inside and stand in there like it’s their granddaddy’s apartment. Come one, there are other people cramming in from the other side, MOVE A LITTLE BIT, is that too much to ask? (jackasses)
when you have people with bony elbows on the bus who simply NEED to rummage through their bags, and then touch touch you because their bony elbows have to be angled out towards you, INTO YOUR SPACE. And then they never find what it is they are looking for, despite repeated bony elbow attempts to trawl the depths of their bag(s). Le sigh. (Another sign of a LOSER)
when you have folks who think that THEIR MUSIC is DA BEST and that they are doing everybody on the bus a favour by playing their music so LOUD you can hear it out of their earphones (their poor ear drums). Worst is when it’s SHITE MUSIC. omg. and when you realise that YOU’VE forgotten your own muzak…(celaka).
ok that’s all for today.
oh oh wait. i forgot the rail holders who sneeze don’t wipe their hands, and then touch the rails/poles. Or those who have icky looking fingernails. geeeeeliiii……
I totally hear you on the public transportation woes. Especially about the blaring music. I want to listen to my music, not yours!